Agreement
These Terms of Use (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of onpremises.ai and related online materials operated by Lost in the Sauce LLC under the On Premises brand (“we,” “us,” or “our”). Please review them before using the site. By accessing or using the site, you agree to these Terms to the extent permitted by applicable law. If you do not agree, do not use the site.
Hardware, installation, support, and other commercial services are provided under a separate written quote, order form, statement of work, or master services agreement. If those documents conflict with these website Terms, the signed commercial documents control for that engagement.
Who we are
On Premises is a brand of Lost in the Sauce LLC. We help organizations select, install, and manage private AI infrastructure. We serve customers nationwide across the United States. Contact: hello@onpremises.ai.
Independent integrator
On Premises is an independent integrator and service provider. As of the “Last updated” date below, we are not an authorized NVIDIA partner, reseller program member, or affiliate of NVIDIA Corporation or other hardware manufacturers whose products we may source, install, or reference. Product names and trademarks belong to their respective owners and are used for identification only.
Website content
Site content is for general information and marketing. It may describe typical configurations, timelines, model-size classes, and installed pricing ranges. Actual scope, readiness, performance, model support, pricing, and timelines depend on your workload, site conditions, supply availability, and a written quote. We may update or correct site content at any time without notice.
Nothing on the site is legal, compliance, security, or professional advice. Claims about privacy or local processing describe design goals and typical deployments; they are not guarantees that a given system will meet a specific regulatory framework (such as HIPAA, SOC 2, or ISO) without customer-side controls, policies, and validation.
Quotes, pricing, and deposits
- Prices shown on the site are informational estimates or starting points and are not binding offers, even when a configuration is described as a fixed-quote project.
- A price, bill of materials, deposit amount, payment schedule, and period for acceptance are binding only when set out in a written quote or order issued by us and accepted as specified in that document.
- Deposits and progress payments may be required before hardware is ordered or installation is scheduled. Deposit refundability, if any, will be stated in the commercial documents.
- Descriptions such as “installed” and statements about included support are subject to the scope, assumptions, and exclusions in the applicable written quote or order.
- Hardware availability, lead times, freight, taxes, travel, and site requirements (including power, network, cooling, and access) may affect the schedule and final cost as described in the commercial documents.
Sales conversations and bookings
Scheduling a call (including through Calendly) does not create a purchase obligation. You agree to provide accurate contact information and not to use booking tools for spam, abuse, or competitive scraping.
Acceptable use of the site
You may not:
- Use the site in violation of law or third-party rights.
- Attempt to disrupt, scrape at abusive volume, reverse engineer, or gain unauthorized access to the site or related systems.
- Misrepresent your identity or affiliation when contacting us.
- Copy site content for commercial republication without our prior written consent, except for ordinary business evaluation or fair use.
Intellectual property
Site design, copy, illustrations, logos, and other materials are owned by Lost in the Sauce LLC or its licensors. You receive a limited, revocable license to view the site for your internal business evaluation. No other license is granted.
Third-party services and links
The site may link to or embed third-party services (for example scheduling or maps). We are not responsible for third-party content, availability, or practices. Their terms and privacy policies apply to your use of those services.
No warranties for the website
THE SITE AND ITS CONTENT ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE.” TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, ERROR-FREE, OR FREE OF HARMFUL COMPONENTS.
Limitation of liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, LOST IN THE SAUCE LLC AND ITS OFFICERS, MEMBERS, EMPLOYEES, AND AGENTS WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, REVENUE, DATA, OR GOODWILL, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF THE SITE OR THESE TERMS, WHETHER BASED IN CONTRACT, TORT, OR ANY OTHER THEORY, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THE SITE OR THESE TERMS WILL NOT EXCEED ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS (US $100). Liability for paid hardware or services is governed exclusively by the applicable commercial agreement.
Indemnity
You agree to defend and indemnify Lost in the Sauce LLC against claims, damages, losses, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising from your misuse of the site or your violation of these Terms.
Privacy
Our collection and use of personal information is described in our Privacy Policy.
Governing law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Colorado, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. Exclusive venue for disputes arising from these Terms or the site is the state or federal courts located in Colorado, unless a commercial agreement says otherwise for a specific engagement.
Changes
We may update these Terms by posting a revised version on this page. The “Last updated” date will change when we do. Revised Terms apply prospectively from the stated effective date. Continued use of the site after changes become effective may constitute acceptance of the updated Terms to the extent permitted by law. Changes to an accepted quote, order, statement of work, or other commercial agreement must be made as that agreement requires.
Contact
On Premises, a brand of Lost in the Sauce LLC
Email:
hello@onpremises.ai
Service area: United States (nationwide)
Last updated: July 23, 2026